"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

- Mark Twain (via illumi—-naughty)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire, via freakishanddazed)



christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via automatically)

"For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth."

- (via operation-hourglass)

(Source: astrasperas, via awkward-turtles-everywhere)



ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via retiredjesus)